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LWF
Mar 2, 2021 19:18:54 GMT
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Post by awffltony77 on Mar 2, 2021 19:18:54 GMT
Where we are:
Week #1 of Feb, Season #1 (2-1-1)
Just after January culminated with the Bunkhouse Stampede event. The first 4 weeks featured 2 one night Tournaments for the LWF World and LWF World Tag Team Championships.
It also started two other Tournaments that are played out over the first two months (LWF Cruiserweight and the "I Choose DEATH" Championship. Both finals will be culminated at February's Super Brawl event.
January also saw the much anticipated arrival of the WoS title from the UK (which went over like a fart in church...).
What we are doing:
Using the Legends to (hopefully) not have to start a second or third expansion territory. And to not get 10 cards in and then look over at all my cards I'm NOT using currently and want to try to do just that, and it always derails my projects.
For this we will be utilizing the Smaiythis System (with a few loose screws).
For those who may be unfamiliar, it's a booking system that ends up cycling out 4 singles and 2 tag teams a month and holding qualifying matches to bring new guys in.
It also gives every last match up and down every last card a specific purpose, which I love. So, using this I am going to attempt to blend a sports presentation mindset while still keeping things Pro Wrestling .. I will upload the system shortly for anyone who cares to see it.
I also keep detailed statistics in a workbook, and will make that available to anyone also. So my LWF will feature and disclose full Win Loss records, and things down to Submission pct%,, and League Leaders for things like Wins, Tag Wins, DQ Losses, Battle Royals ect.... I'm a really big baseball fan and instead of trying to scrub that permanent aspect away, I choose to embrace it and work it in somehow.
Who is doing this?:
Ric Flair won the first Tournament, as did his cohorts Arn and Ole' Anderson on the Tag Team side. As for Tully Blanchard, he ran into what everyone else also ran into during the Bunkhouse Stampede match: a for some reason sudden Wrecking Machine in "Dr D" Dave Shultz.
A laundry list of crazy things happened along the way, which no surprise had direct effects on the two Tournaments. We have seen the Heenan family suspended as a whole for repeated attacks on Hulk Hogan, who was thought to only need a month to recover. We know now that it may just be career ending...
And every time you turn around, it seemed the Anderson's were fooling someone into coming out and confronting them, only to see Ric and Tully and JJ cutting them off (they dooped the stupid Fantastics twice in two weeks ..).
We've seen teams like the Hart Foundation surprise many, and the highly router British Bulldogs go winless in 3 contests.
As far as the "ACTIVE" members of the roster and their positioning on the card, please see the thread "Blocks"
Tbc......
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LWF
Mar 3, 2021 21:47:04 GMT
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Post by awffltony77 on Mar 3, 2021 21:47:04 GMT
 January Wrap Up:Week 1: "One Night Only"
One night, 8 man tournament to crown an initial LWF world Champion.
*That term "8 man" is pretty conservative, being as everyone's Manager, Friends and Friends of Friends interjected themselves freely to an almost absurd level.
"Slick" Mick Karch greeted us from ringside. Welcoming the television audience to the debut program of the LWF, LIVE on the USA Network.
Afterwards, he introduced his Color Commentator, Jesse "The Body" Ventura.
"Make Way, Slick, the people wanna check out a movie star, not some 4 eyed dork"
Just as Jesse was begging his pose, the strains of " Real American" nearly blew the room completely off of the Garden. He makes it to the ring and instantly we hear the unmistakable cackle of the Million Dollar Man
Hulk Hogan vs Ted Dibiasi (w/Virgil)
Hogan wins in an otherwise epic, back and forth contest that went a little over 16:00. Leg Drop of Doom, Pin (5.75)
Nick Bockwinkel (w/B.Heenan) vs Randy SavageSavage jumped the bell on Bock, and almost wrapped sh!t up after a flying axe handle to the outside. The Brain managed to break the pin, and Savage, being a lunatic, instantly launched over the top and took chase. This lead to Bock sliding under the ropes and blindsiding Mach. He never recovered. Bockwinkel Sleeper (Sub) 3.0
After a break, we come back to the ring, where much to Karch's dismay, Harley Race is in ring, finishing a cigarette.
Harley Race vs Buddy Rogers An early turnbuckle throw by Harley who attempted to follow follow up by charging in. Bud Rogers moved, and used Harleys momentum (and a handful of navy blue, smoke stinky tights for a shocking 1-2-3.
An astounded Race began to plead with the red to no avail. He glanced at a snickering Nature Boy, who turned and raised his hand, only to be blindsided by Harley, who proceeded to slap an Indian death lock onto Rogers that took a good 5 minutes for agents and threats from refs. Finally he let go, lit up another cig and grovelled "the f*** ya gonna do, reverse the decision?"
Rodgers Injured: 2 cards
" The Hot Seat" with Bill Apter
Bill welcomes his guests, Arn and Ole' Anderson, the Minnesota Wrecking Crew. Bill tries to steer the conversation to wether or not the Horseman will be formed on the LWF. But instead, Arn interrupts him and they start talking sh!t about the Fantastics non stop, until, you know, they come out to confront them. Not surprisingly, they are met halfway by Ric, Tully and JJ. Arm & Ole' quickly hopped in and it was a mob scene.
Arrogantly, the Anderson's refused to leave as Tommy and Bobby were helped to the back. The camera zooms to a laughing Ole', who turns to the sound of an elderly fan beside him.
"Your gonna get it, Ole'"!
Ole': NOT TODAY!!!!
Ric Flair vs Curt Hennig A good back n forth match, that turned on Hennig when Flair concentrated on his knee and destroyed it, when he finally applied the F4 it was at +4 and no chance for Curt.
INTERMISSION BEFORE ROUND 2
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Post by awffltony77 on Mar 3, 2021 21:52:14 GMT
Hulk Hogan vs Nick Bockwinkel (w/Heenan)
*Another good, but long outting for Hogan. As there is some history here and absolutely no love lost. Heenan was going gonzo the entire match. This reached a crecendo when seemingly all at once, the ref, Mick, Jesse, Hogan, the Crowd, and even stuffy old Nick Bockwinkel couldn't kayfabe the grins of their faces as Heenan, running back and forth and flapping his arms before pointing at Hogan and shouting "your a chicken!!"
Heenan eventually got himself booted from ringside, which REALLY sent him over the edge. In fact, his tantrum was such that he was still on the ramp when Hogan hit the boot and Doom combo.
In the blink of an eye, there is Ray Stevens, Rick Rude, and even Harley Race to attack a very exhausted Hogan. Heenan grabbed a folding chair and stood by the entrance, cracking the heads of Jake Millimen, George South and Steve O, who (one by one idiotically) came to help. They stood tall as a bloodied Hogan lay in the ring, doing that floppy crappie thing.
Ventura: hahaha Hogan is gonna be in rough shape for the finals, Karch!
Mick(dejected): Funny you mention that Jes... I've got an announcement:
"Due to Injury suffered at the hands of Harley Race, Buddy Rogers can not continue tonight (he, in fact, would later find a complete ACL tear).
Ventura(beaming): "you know what that means, Karch... RIC FLAIR IS THE LWF CHAMPION, CUZ THERE AINT NO WAY CHUMP HOGAN IS GONNA MAKE IT TO THE RING! AND IF HE DOES, FLAIR WRESTLED WHAT, ONCE? HAHAHAHA"
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
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LWF
Mar 3, 2021 22:26:49 GMT
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Post by awffltony77 on Mar 3, 2021 22:26:49 GMT
Back from break, the camera is backstage, on a disgusted Commissioner McLain, who's distain turns quickly to detest as a boisterous Bobby Heenan comes down the hall.
McLain: Heenan, if you think you can pull that Sh!t here your in for a rough stay! In fact, You, Rude, that a**hole Harley and those two other Jerks can get your bags and get the hell out of here!!
Bobby: What are you trying to---
McLain: The Heenan family is suspended indefinitely! All of you can kick rocks!
Now where the heck are the Horseman.....
*Back to the announcers*
Mick: Ho-ho-holy cow Jes, he means business!
Jes: And what a miscarriage of Justice that was! Where was he when Hogan was giving Sheri atomic drops? Or yanking Sid out of the Royal Rumble illegally? Or grabbing Elizabeth's ass, or....Damnit Mick! I just might have to come out of retirement already!!!!
Coming up, "I choose death" match up:
Haku vs Raven!!! Falls count anywhere,and an update on Hogan.
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LWF
Mar 4, 2021 6:44:07 GMT
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Post by awffltony77 on Mar 4, 2021 6:44:07 GMT
*the following is a paid advertisement*
Hi. I am awffltony, and to anyone taking time to read this, a heartfelt thank you, as well as an apology for the hideous spelling and grammar mishaps sprinkled about these rambling threads.
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However feel comfort in knowing it's not a normal thing, and that this rigmarole will prove to be something of an outlier.
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ill-begotten flubs.
Here's to my laptop arriving Friday. To those of you who still tune in, you'll be receiving a gift card, good only in "Gagne Bucks" at the Minnesota State Fair. Thank you....
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LWF
Mar 4, 2021 6:59:49 GMT
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Post by awffltony77 on Mar 4, 2021 6:59:49 GMT
*action cuts right in progress, as apparently that needless paid advertisement ran long* Raven is sitting in the corner, although it's unclear wether Haku forced him there, or if he is still sitting there from his entrance. The world may never know .. Haku, though, is breathing heavy, and very audible in his "massa juju ha's" as well as his screaming "ooooaaaaahh's" Once things spilled outside, the wheels came off for Haku, as it played right into Raven, and his stupid shopping cart full of bullsh!t. And after a barage of just about all of it, Haku falls in rd 1 while raven faces the winner of Buzz Sawyer and Cactus Jack. We move to the booth, with a beaming Jesse and a dejected Karch. Mick: Folks, let's go to the back for an update..... *Back stage parking ramp, as Commissioner McLain watches an ambulance leave with Buddy Rogers and.... HOGAN? He was supposed to have left 10 minutes ago. Yet that voice is unmistakable.... "Well ya know Hillbilly, the can..... Ahhhhrerggghh... They try and stop Hulkamania all they..... Shhhhh!t....Buddy Rogers couldn't walk, but I can walk. And no one is stopping me... Whatcha gonna do?  " *Gene Okerlund enters the lockeroom to see Hogan in a rage. Gene: " Wrestling fans, I gotta tell ya ... Perhaps with the help of Hillbilly . Hulk, where is Hillbilly Jim?" "Who? " Hillbilly Jim you were just.... Back to you Mick.... |
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LWF
Mar 4, 2021 7:12:30 GMT
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Post by awffltony77 on Mar 4, 2021 7:12:30 GMT
Mick: Clearly the Hulkster is on a mission to become the LWF World Champion.
Jesse:Doctors orders, Gorilla
Mick: I beg your Pardon?
Jesse: Quiet McMahon....
Mick: We are just barely clinging to the rails here on the USA Network, folks...
*Flairs music hits. But gone is the pomp and glitz. Flair is b-lining to the ring, alone, and sans robe. Just his trunks and in ring gear. And not surprisingly, the back of his trunks are pulled down, exposing his full ass crack.
Jesse: His trunks are pulled down???
Mick: There's his ass crack....
Flair: Hogan!!! McLain!!!! Teddy Lonnnnng!
*For reasons known only to him, Flair interrupts himself by dropping an elbow on no one, then hitting the ropes and dropping a knee*
Karch: certifiable lunatic....
Flair: Hogaaaaaan, Whooooooo!
*JJ had since hit the ring and subtly snuck up and fixed Ric's trunks.
Karch: Thank God for that....
It was then that the lights dimmed and the place fell silent,only to go "banana" once again as the strains of Rick Derringer and "Real American" hits the loudspeaker.
*His opponent...... From Venice Beach California......
*Cuts to a shitty post MNW Esq commercial break*
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LWF
Mar 4, 2021 7:28:31 GMT
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Post by awffltony77 on Mar 4, 2021 7:28:31 GMT
 *we arrive back from break, camera fixed on the entrance ramp, no Hogan yet* Mick: We are sorry for that poorly timed break, and folks, we promise to stay with this til the end!!!! Finally, Hogan pops out of the curtain. Head taped, Ribs taped, and he lifts a 24 inch python and points to Naitch, as in unison he and the Hulkamaniacs bellow a "YOOOOOOOOOUU" Hulk Hogan (Injured) vs Ric Flair LWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Hogan came in with some momentum, actually hitting the big boot but missing the L. D. O. D. After that, Flair was like a cobra. Clipping knees, raking eyes, and strutting all over hell, sadly there is little Hogan could do. Flair attacked his knee, and when he placed the figure four on, everyone knew it was over. Everyone except Hogan who was bulging his eyes, wagging his finger, and any other type of peacocking he could muster, but the hold stayed on. Facing permanent damage.. Karch: ok enough is enough... Fight another day Hulk! Jesse: I keep telling you Alfred, he's too stupid! Karch: Jesse, have you ever thought about being an eye witness? Jesse: Watch it... In the middle of this banter we see women and children crying, pleading with Hogan to give up. We also see our mindless, possibly stoned referee with his back permanently turned to Flair to check Hogan, as Flair and JJ hold the ropes for even more leverage. Just as it couldn't get any worse, he showed up! HILLBILLY JIM, HE WAS REAL!!! AND HES WAVING HIS RED BANDANA AT THE REF BEFORE THROWING IT AT HIM Jesse:The Towel! He's throwing in the Towel Mcmahon! Karch: it's Arnold Skaaland all over again. The bell Rings... And rings.... And rings .. and flair still won't let go. And then the rest of the Horseman storm the ring (taking Hillbilly straight out as he's assumed to moronic position the Ref had). They stomped Hogan, then surrounded the inside of the ring and fought off anyone who tried to help.... Besides the Heenan family, who hadn't followed orderx |
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LWF
Mar 4, 2021 7:32:05 GMT
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Post by awffltony77 on Mar 4, 2021 7:32:05 GMT
(sorry)
Orders to "kick rocks" but instead stuck around, clearly in cohoots with the Horseman.
The Horseman leave, but the Family stays to continue the stompage.The cows bursts again....
Mick: it's. Andre! The 8th Wonder of the World!
Jesse: What's he doing here? Drinking? He's got no business here...
Andre gets to the ring steps and the Family run for their lives.
Karch: Were outta time, folks! Stay tuned to USA for La Fem Nakita!!!!
See you next week....
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LWF
Mar 4, 2021 7:44:02 GMT
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Post by awffltony77 on Mar 4, 2021 7:44:02 GMT
Next week, "One Night Only..... Again. Tag Teams"
First round match ups are The Andersons against (surprise!!!!) The Fantastics,
The Hart Foundation vs Furness & LaFon
The Midnight Express vs the British Bulldogs
And the Sheepherders faceing the Vachons on what should prove to be a proverbial war.
Also, Blue Meanie vs Bruiser Brody, and Danny Hodge vs KoKo B. Ware in tournament action.
UPDATE:
Both Wade Meltzer and Dave Keller report that Hogan's injuries are severe. The details of which are not yet available. But when asked how long he will be without his top star, Commission McLain replied: "I can't say", before pausing for dramatic effect, and adding "I just don't know. Indefinitely ....."
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Post by Admin on Mar 4, 2021 17:03:11 GMT
Great stuff so far!! Looking forward to seeing where it goes... and loving the write-ups themselves as much as the action, lol!
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LWF
Mar 4, 2021 22:10:39 GMT
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Post by awffltony77 on Mar 4, 2021 22:10:39 GMT
Great stuff so far!! Looking forward to seeing where it goes... and loving the write-ups themselves as much as the action, lol! Thanks Man. Yeah it's kinda out there. It's like narrated by me, but I'm also a character in it too....I've always enjoyed the tongue in cheek humor wrestling can occasion deliver, and that will always be a big part of the backdrop for me. Just writing this right here has given me an awesome idea. Narrating it and also playing a character.... I looked up at a thought bubble over my head and I seen something that will tie this all together. .. Like... I LOVED the way Johnny Depp narrated Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas...... |
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Mar 6, 2021 16:50:42 GMT
Post by awffltony77 on Mar 6, 2021 16:50:42 GMT
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Mar 6, 2021 17:32:35 GMT
Post by awffltony77 on Mar 6, 2021 17:32:35 GMT
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Mar 6, 2021 17:45:43 GMT
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Post by awffltony77 on Mar 6, 2021 17:45:43 GMT
With the recent news that Hulk Hogan will be on the shelf indefinitely, what is next for the LWF? For the fans, yes, but... The locker room? Believe me, as my sources have informed me, of you think the likes of Ric Flair, Bobby Heenan, Tully Blanchard, Nick Bockwinkel ect... If you think their behavior is reprehensible on TV, you should see them backstage when they aren't held in check by anything. The following quote is from a current member of the blocks who wishes to remain anonymous: "Ohhhhh yeah, lemme tell ya what... All the king's horseman and all the king's men, could not put the Dragon Rickey Steam.... Who? Hogan? What have you heard? Because between you and me, he's always had lust in his eyes, and in his black heart for ********!!! " Another Quote from a prospective Blocks member who currently works on a nite to deal: *Hoooooooo! I tell ya, these guys back here, they treat everyone like sh!t! With Hogan gone, there is no unity. We need help! I'm putting out the call to all the "tough guys" from the past to come help straighten these chumps out! I'm looking at you, "boss", all 7 foot 12 of ya. And you, Bruno! You!! And where is the "common man"? We need some re enforcement here, from 'ol ******* *** ******. Hoooooo!" |
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